Patches That Never Flew

Apollo 5

On 22 January 1968, the first flight-worthy LM, designated LM-1, was launched into earth orbit aboard a Saturn IB as Apollo 5. There was no crew aboard, and this was the only LM to fly without one. The engineers at Grumman Aircraft, who had built the LM, felt that the mission deserved a patch, and so they designed one. One of the objectives of the flight was to test "fire in the hole" -- operation of the ascent stage engine while the LM's two stages were still mated. This is the inspiration for the design on the patch. Since there was no need for -- nor way to test -- the landing gear, it was omitted on LM-1. The moon, the LM's ultimate destination, appears on the right of the patch.

So, this patch was not designed by a crew in the conventional sense, but by a surrogate "crew" in the form of the concerned "parents" of this baby. I present it here in memory of Tom Kelly, "father of the LM," who died on 23 March 2002, at the age of 72.

   
 

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This is the embroidered patch, designed by Grumman, that commemorated the first flight of the LM. There is an inferior reproduction of this patch available, easily distinguished by the fact that "Apollo-5" is rendered as "Apollo-S."


 

Space Environment Simulation Laboratory

Building 32 at the Manned Spacecraft Center (later renamed Johnson Space Center) contains two monstrous vacuum chambers that can, except for weightlessness, simulate the conditions of space. Chamber A has an internal working volume 27 m high by 17 m diameter, and the volume of chamber B is 8 m high by 8 m diameter. Chamber A has a rotatable floor and a 12 m side access door; chamber B has a removable 10 m top access hatch. Both chambers have airlocks for personnel access. Entire spacecraft can be emplaced in these chambers and subjected to less than one ten-millionth atmospheric pressure (equivalent to 200 km altitude), and temperature extremes of -193°C to +127°C. Entire missions were simulated inside these chambers.

   
 

NASA photo S68-34803.
This is a view of the 2TV-1 spacecraft inside chamber A, looking through the doorway. The hinges for the 12 m access door can just be seen at the left. Lights inside the chamber simulate solar irradiation; while the chamber walls can be cooled by liquid nitrogen to -193°C, simulating the radiation-absorbing void of space.


 

2TV-1

In mid-1968, prior to the first manned Apollo mission, astronauts Joe Engle, Vance Brand, and Joe Kerwin spent a week (16-24 June) in a simulated mission using the Block II thermal vacuum test article 2TV-1 (identical, except for some flight-qualified equipment, to Apollo 7's CSM-101) inside chamber A. The crew devised a patch for this exercise which was a take-off on the NASA "vector" emblem. The red "vector" was replaced by a roadrunner (a bird that doesn't fly), and "2TV-1" replaced "NASA".

"Joe Kerwin coined the motto which appeared around the border of the patch: "Arrogans Avis Cauda Gravis": The Proud Bird with the Heavy Tail. Only 40-50 copies of this rare patch were manufactured although Beta cloth versions were created as well."
--Still, Relics of the Space Race

According to Hengeveld, the motto was a paraphrase of the Continental Airlines slogan "The Proud Bird With the Golden Tail."

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NASA photo ID S68-27905.
The original artwork for the 2TV-1 patch. This is a much more believable roadrunner than the one on the embroidered patches below!


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Beta cloth version of the 2TV-1 patch.
The circular part has a diameter of 75mm, and the roadrunner is 116mm from beak to tail.

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An original embroidered 2TV-1 patch. This roadrunner, unlike the one on the reproductions below, matches the artwork. Thanks to John Stott (who was a NAA Flight Test Engineer at MSC from 1965-1968) for this image.

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Embroidered reproduction of the 2TV-1 patch made by Don Simpson in the late 1980's. The lettering is white instead of yellow, as in the original (see below). Thanks to Lee Brandt for this image.

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Embroidered reproduction of the 2TV-1 patch. This one got the correct yellow lettering, but didn't correctly reproduce the wide white border.
The circular part has a diameter of 95mm, and the longest span from beak to tail is 115mm.

NASA Photo S68-39826
Vance Brand inside the spacecraft during the 2TV-1 test. The 2TV-1 patch, the first crew patch to be printed on beta cloth, is clearly visible. Thanks to Ed Hengeveld for this image.

NASA Photo S68-36933
The crew of 2TV-1 after the completion of their simulated mission.

This is a detail from S68-36933, showing both the 2TV-1 patch, and the "NASA" emblem on which it is modelled.

Another detail from the same photo, this one showing the embroidered patch on the shoulder of an unidentified person. It can be clearly seen here that the words "Arrogans Avis, Cauda Gravis" are embroidered in yellow.

LTA-8

LTA-8 was the LM counterpart of the 2TV-1 CSM. LM Test Article 8 was put through a simulated flight in chamber B during roughly the same period 2TV-1 was being tested in chamber A. (In contrast to the 2TV-1 test, LTA-8 was not crewed during the entire course of the spacecraft test.) Astronauts Jim Irwin and John Bull were assigned to conduct this test; however, prior to the test beginning, Bull developed sinus problems related to pressure changes that required him to be replaced by his backup, Gerry Gibbons, who was a consulting pilot for the LM prime contractor, Grumman Aircraft.

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An embroidered reproduction. The blue background of this patch is unembroidered velour. The seller of this patch claimed it was vintage, but John Bisney identified it as one made made Randy Wagner.
Caveat Emptor!
76mm w × 127mm h


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Another embroidered reproduction of the LTA-8 patch. This one has a fabric background.
75mm w × 126mm h


   
 

NASA photo S68-31953.
At about the same time as the 2TV-1 test, LM LTA-8 was undergoing trials in SESL Chamber B. This photo shows both Jim Irwin (right) and Gerry Gibbons wearing the LTA-8 patch [aplt-em1], which is shorter than the two reproductions shown above. Apparently no beta cloth version of this patch was made, which meant that the embroidered versions that were used instead needed to be removed during the test.


 

SMEAT

SMEAT (Skylab Medical Experiment Altitude Test) was a 56-day ground-based simulation which began on 26 July 1972. Intended to gather baseline medical data for the medical studies to be conducted during the Skylab flights, the crew of Robert Crippen, William Thornton, and Karol Bobko, ran through a full simulated mission including both a program of experimental studies, and housekeeping and leisure activities.

The crew worked with "Peanuts" creator Charles Schulz, who did the drawing for the patch.

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NASA photo S72-44715.
The original artwork for the SMEAT patch.


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Beta cloth version of the SMEAT patch.
78mm dia

   
 

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The original embroidered SMEAT patch. Easily distinguished from the reproductions shown below: Snoopy's goggles here are brown (instead of red as in the artwork and all other renditions), and the shadow on Snoopy's right foot is unique in this version. Also, the sky-blue background is unembroidered. Thanks to Bill Hunt for this image.

 

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An embroidered reproduction that faithfully reproduces the line art, but has brighter colors and is missing the copyright notice.
104mm dia

[skme-em3]
This embroidered reproduction includes the copyright notice and has the somewhat subdued colors seen in the artwork
102mm dia

   
 

NASA photo S72-38270
The SMEAT crew of Robert Crippen, William Thornton, and Karol Bobko. Thanks to Ed Hengeveld for this image.


 

Mission Control

"As the [last Apollo] mission went forward, I felt increasingly frustrated and melancholy. I would often sit in the corner of the viewing room, silently watching the teams at work... I also thought about the legacy of my generation: trust, values, teamwork. I wanted to be a living connection between the new generation of mission controllers, reminding them of how and where it all started with my generation and where theirs might take us in the future.

"Bob McCall, in my belief the premier artist of space, had been sitting on the step to the right of the flight director console, sketching during the final Apollo EVAs. He had designed the Apollo 17 crew patch. When Bob took a break for a cup of coffee, I joined him in the cafeteria... I don't think Bob was surprised when I asked him to design an emblem for the Mission Control team. I spoke emotionally, from my heart and gut, about the control teams and crews, and our life in Mission Control. 'We fought and won the race in space and listened to the cries of the Apollo 1 crew. With great resolve and personal anger, we picked up the pieces, pounded them together, and went on the attack again. We were the ones in the trenches of space and with only the tools of leadership, trust, and teamwork, we contained the risks and made the conquest of space possible.'

"Over the next six months, McCall developed the emblem worn proudly by every subsequent generation of mission controller. He inscribed his final rendering of the emblem: 'To Mission Control, with great respect and admiration, Bob McCall 1973.'"

--Gene Kranz, Failure Is Not an Option

Apparently Kranz is being modest here, because McCall, in his Oral History interview, recalls: "[Kranz] was very, very instrumental in [the patch]. He was the one that asked me to do it, but also the one who really did most of the design. I just brought it together and in a way that could be reproduced nicely."

The Latin legend across the top, Res Gesta Par Excellentiam, translates as Achievement Through Excellence. The symbols on the bottom border represent the Mercury, Gemini and Apollo projects.

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The artwork by Robert McCall for the Mission Control patch comissioned by Eugene Kranz.

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Embroidered reproduction of the Mission Control patch.
104mm w × 98mm h

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